tHE BEsT bUSinESS cARD

expect one of these to be handed to you at a party if you bought the mini tank below.
no more thinking of an excuse to the lame dude who wants your business card...just a slip of the DOUCHE BUSINESS CARD & they should get the point.
for $5 you get 25, hopefully that should be enough for a good while. if not change the places and people you are hanging out with.

iF yOUR GOiNG to WAr wiTH pAinTbaLLS...

that should be the only reason why anyone would ever buy one of these paintballing mini tanks. besides looking like the biggest douche showing up at the p-ball fields in one of these, you could buy 28000+ tacos at JITB, look like a real man with the ultimate tailgating party wagon, or pay for two years of college @ a CSU school (books not included). anyway you look at it, just not worth the green.

A BiTCh... MAthMAtiCaLLy

LEgO's & LRG

stare @ it for a second and try and figure out what is going on.
since when did legos become so challenging.

pRoP's: nEWLAuNcHEs

gold seems to be a good friend of JonAs & bEN bALLEr (LrG)

YuMMy iN ThE tUmmY

a MUsT 4 MiLLiOnAiREs

LoUiS VuiTToN "miLLioNAirES"

of course this

pAparAZZi pERv

i couldnt imagine spending my whole life following paris hilton around. i guess if ur going to waste ur time, might as well get the one no1 else is getting. too bad everyone and there mom has already seen her taco. more than once.

AttEnTiON SoPHiStiCatEd TeeTh BRuSHeRs

don't trip on how your going to rinse your mouth on your friends krusty ass sink.

jUDo KicK

i'M jUSt

fucking advetisementd. ways a et down. no q yet. fri or sat now.

wHAt uP dOG

haPPy 4tH & ThANks tO THe SolDiErS

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CHeeRs tO tHE wEEkENd

young gun on the left jockin my corona with grenadine steez

eVeryThinG T onA tUEsdAY

ToYS
sECreT bASe x MEdiCom
"kiNG sKuLL BrAiN"

kAWs

TOwEL

fOUrsTAr

Tee'S

sTUsSy x uNDFtd

oRiGiNaL fAKe x KAwS

niKE LA sKEtCh

aCApuLco GolD



aCApuLco GolD x iAN rEiD

FreSHjiVE

pRoP's:

wHat DOesN't NiGo hAVe hiS hANDs iN...

i'm just waiting for the day nigo finances people to wear his shit. he prob has enough dough fa sho though. until that day, roll your sweaty palmed mouse over this design. you can even choose from the authentic amex designs. no black card pad for me?


i need to start keeping track of my sources because this is priceless. dude right here is sportin some knock-off bape jacket. whats the deal than besides the fakeness...? nothin really except that dude is filmin his porn segment in that jacket. thats all

boREd...gO sk8

FriEd FriDAy

greatest band

morning ritual

sleeve idea

fairfax family

if i ever get married i want it to look like this

ladies take daily

what happens if you don't take your medicine

MY wAY oF SaViNG tHE eARtH

not quite sure how entertaining these are to the average person, but to the cr8tive mary jane fan this might be the next MONa liSA. i can't tell you how many people i've seen get so stoked when you show them that you can see your 'goods" right through the wrapping paper. how could you not want to use these. 100% natural and you will be putting the GREEN back into the green project.

TAkE yOUr MiNd oFF wOrK fOr A SEcOnd

MS. LOhaN @ hER BeSt

tHiNGs nEVeR tO Do wHEn iT CoMEs tO TaTTooS...(tHAnKS kROq)

1. wife's name on penis
2. coked out biker as the artist
3. on the forehead to win a contest